"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 07/10/2014 at 01:46 • Filed to: None

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"hello yes I'd like to exchange this one for a different color"

Manuél Ferrari > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/10/2014 at 01:47

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"It hasn't been 14 days since I purchased it yet"

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Manuél Ferrari 07/10/2014 at 01:51

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"Hang on, lemme find the receipt"

Manuél Ferrari > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/10/2014 at 01:52

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"I bought the protection plan so you guys have to cover this accidental damage"

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Manuél Ferrari 07/10/2014 at 01:58

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"No I don't have a receipt for that but I swear to god I'm telling the truth!"

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/10/2014 at 02:07

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Great quote, well played.

What is it with people driving into stores / shops / lobbies / etc?

World's Dumbest would go out of business without these.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/10/2014 at 05:07

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It's Best Buy, I'm sure we've all been there.

-or-

Toyota Driver (just with more money)

deekster_caddy > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/10/2014 at 07:03

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"This is the 7th time my computer got infected with a virus. I'm not standing in that friggin line again!"

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > deekster_caddy 07/10/2014 at 23:25

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"Yes I did click on the flashing 'millionth visitor!' banner but I don't see what that has to do with this."